Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Strongly In Favor but it's dawning on me

but it's dawning on me now that I could do better

now the irony that everyone things you're an arrogant prick even though Geoffrey is the one who insists on spelling his name that way is killing you

Sometimes simple is good

or wear tanktops on airplanes

Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Strongly In Favor but it's dawning on meI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little